*Put all the nonbreakable ornaments at the bottom of the Christmas tree.
*Put up with all the stuffed animals that sing those annoying songs over and over as your sweetie presses the button 50 million times a day.
*Find strange toys in the bathroom, like musical instruments, cars, and even Elmo.
*Call your significant other mamma or dadda. No more sweet sentiments like honey or sweetie and definately never call them by their name.
*Be super okay with missing your favorite tv shows because now you have more important things to do like rocking and snuggling your baby.
*Have a house full of toys rather than beautiful breakables and potpourri.
*Enjoy going to kid friendly places on a Saturday afternoon or night just to watch your little one light up with excitement.
*Be able to all fit on the big bed on a Saturday morning watching cartoons and drinking milk, snuggling.
*Be able to sing all the words to the newest kids shows and know the characters.
*Finally, you must have the most adorable little boy that made you part of this "club".